How to know if the guy you're dating is a bachelor...

I have been remiss in my blogging duties. I've had many things to talk about but just haven't had the time. Anyway, the following is a list of things bachelors do. Now don't assume these are all about me, they might be my roommate...

In no particular order, he's probably a bachelor if:

• -his bathroom doubles as a library with an extensive array of periodicals
• -there is no toilet paper...anywhere
• -the only things in the shower are a bottle of suave and a bar of irish spring
• -clothes are neatly arranged by level of smelliness in piles on the floor (Hmm, I could wear this at least once more...)
• -the garbage can is huge yet somehow always full
• -the living room couch has been handed down so many times no one remembers who actually bought it
• -mail can be found almost anywhere, on a counter, on the stove, on the stairs, in a tree, in a box, with a fox...
• -things like peanut butter and cereal become "dinner" foods
• -cereal boxes invariable feature cartoon characters which are perhaps the reason they were purchased
• -there is always beer but there is never any milk...ever
• -the wireless phone is always mysteriously missing and never finds its way back to the charger
• -no one knocks before entering the house
• -there's a PS2 is in the living room
• -the only furniture in the house is the previously mentioned couch from bachelors past, a coffee table so old, scratched, and stained it sits incognito under a tablecloth, and a recliner
• -every light is always on, even in the daytime or during a supernova
• -he can get dressed in any room including the kitchen and the sun room
• -none of the windows have blinds, shutters, shades, or any other man-made device to keep people from seeing in
• -he has his own blog he updates often

This is just a short list. Please feel free to add as you see fit.